I was not there when it happened but…Fast Frank’s wiener BBQ (built inside a replica car) must have drifted across Main Street on its own steam and crashed into a car on the east side of Highway 97 across from the new used-furniture store.

Main loss seemed to be a bit of pride and the wieners and condiments on the ground. Lucky day I would think – nothing worse.

Maybe a good headline writer could come up with something nifty.