How would you like to be out on a dusty hot Sunday – mowing  grass for the people when up walks an alien-being with weird legs.

Being: Do I know you?

Mower/Driver: Yes we ran against each other 6 years ago.

Alien: What happened?

Mower/Driver: You won, what’s with the cute legs?

Phone photo submitted by Terry Schafer. Story is mostly fiction – made up to entertain.